Things that HAVE STUCK WITH me - Bathroom graffiti blurbs

Here are some of my favorite bathroom graffiti blurbs I have accumulated over the years. I have categorized them into the following genres:

MEN
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick of her shit.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her drink.
Don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

WOMEN
The best way to a mans heart is to saw through his breastplate.
Be nice to your children, they pick your nursing home.
Of course God created man before woman. All good creators make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

SOCIAL
Necrophilia means never saying you’re sorry.
Beauty is only a light away.
Remember, it’s not, “How high you are?” It’s “Hi, how are you.”

POLITICAL
Fighting for peace is like fighting for virginity.
It voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

PHILOSOPHICAL
The closest we come to perfection is when we write our resumes.
Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Imagine what would happen if the whole world farted at once.

Well everybody, these are my favorites. Please feel free to let me know any others you deem funny. I am always open for a little enlightenment.